Board of Directors
"Alright, so Artemis turned me into a chick, right? I don't know much about ladies except everything that has to do with seducing them and romancing them. I managed to handle the bra ordeal, but the hormonal changes and having my organs literally shifted as well as my body is kinda ****ty, and I have no clue if there's like some sort of guide I can look up."*Elena would look at Apollo with a blank face*
'Uh... No? I don't even know what to teach you..'
*She brushes her hair out of her eyes.*
"My hair is also constantly getting in my face, and there is a lot more of it. I despise it, and it's not helping me at all when I go into combat. Is makeup a thing now I have to worry about, too? Actually, no, I'm probably good without it. I'm still pretty hot. Anyways, I'm like, kinda worried about other aspects of being female. If you know what I mean. Do you know what I mean? Am I communicating this to you well, my concerns, that is, about having not a schlong."