Board of Directors
[NAME]: Doctor Toboggan, MD
[DATE OF BIRTH]: November 17, 1957
[PLACE OF BIRTH]: New Jersey, USA
[MARITAL STATUS]: Divorced twice
[OCCUPATION]: Head IRUC @ Operation Jupiter
[PREVIOUS OCCUPATION]: Chief Medical Examiner, Command Station Trigon
[AFFILIATION]: Chaos Insurgency
[RELATIVES]: Unknown amount of children
[TROPHIES]: Toe Knife, His Lucky Revolver, A pack of magnum condoms, A wad of dough from some shady business dealings, An original Adolf Hitler painting, His Medical Degree (Framed),
Legally changed his name to "Doctor Toboggan"
[EYE COLOR]: Brown or something
[HAIR COLOR]: Brownish grey
[BODY BUILD]: Chubby
[SKIN TONE]: Tannish white
[DISTINGUISHING FEATURES]: Balding on top of head
[PHYSICAL DISABILITIES]: Short, near sighted
[MENTAL DISABILITIES]: See Psychological Report
[SEXUAL ORIENTATION]: Straight
[LIKES]: Alcohol, Rum Ham, Women
[DISLIKES]: Jews, blacks, mexicans, the other minorities, asians are ok sometimes, broads with small cans, gay dudes, homeless people, terrorists, children, Ex wives, getting old, nitwits, politicians, [REDCACTED](See attached documents for the rest)
McFly- Potential Donkeybrains. Requires testing.
Archer- Alright guy. Fun to drink with.
Sanchez- Does good work for a Mexican
Burgundy- A smart guy. Not like his dick brother.
Colonel Lacrome- Great guy who can follow orders.
Tootsie- My personal guard.